alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
i feel like a candle.
no, not a candle.
i am the wick.
a wick that is almost completely gone.
burnt on one end, and not much left either.
if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining
oH MY GOD
why am i so hungry
i had like five meals today
and just for reference, i got out of bed at noon
if your boyfriend doesn’t touch your butt all the time is he even your boyfriend